Friday, November 30, 2007

My Purpose in Life

I like wine. I like wine very much. Like most people, I started out drinking wine coolers,boons farm, moving on to the oh-so-classy white zinfandel , then on to chardonnays .. before finally settling down with a nice glass of cabernet sauvignon.

I might not be a wine conissieur, but I don't think I'm a dummy either. Let. Me. Tell. You. there are quite a few dummies out there!

I think my favorite (dummy move) is when people try to say zinfandels are bad. When I try to correct them by saying, "Not all zinfandels...." they interrupt and try to put me in my place by telling me about an experience they had at a winery when they asked to sample the white zinfandel.

Did you know that my husband and I even argued with mysomeone for a half hour over zinfandels? They tried telling us there wasn't a red zinfandel, that there was only white.. and just because it was "pink, doesn't make it red".

I feel that many people are misinformed when it comes to red zins. In the November issue of Bon Appetit this year, there was a very informative article about zinfandels in general.

So yes, white zin and red zin both come from the same grapes... and yes, we have fabulous red zins now because of that high demand for white zins back in the day... but red zinfandels can be wonderful wines. They go with most foods. To get a great bottle, you don't have to pay near as much money as you might to get a good cabernet. The red zinfandel is the "American Classic".

I love this wine so much, that it irritates me when someone immediately judges it based on it's sweet, trashy, sister (whit zinfandel)... who is (let's face it) a not to distant cousin of the Boons Farm family.

I believe that this will be my mission in life... to correctly inform the misinformed when it comes to zinfandels.

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Oh yes. and Happy Last Day of NaBloPoMo! Whew.


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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Do the Right Thing

I listen to Dr. Laura. Yes. Yes, I do. Every day at lunch, she joins me in the car for my 12 minute commute home to lean cuisines and potty breaks for furbabies.

I'm one some would call a, "long-time listener" though, I've never phoned in. I think I have been listening to Dr. Laura since the early 90's.

That being said, I just do not understand it when people call in to her show, start the conversation off by saying they are a long-time listener, and then proceed to go into detail about their problems with their boyfriend and the baby they have together... yada yada. Girl, if you were truly a long-time listener, then you'd know that before even answering your question (let alone letting you even get to asking your question), Dr. Laura is going to rip you a new one for not being married.

99.9% of the time, these people aren't even calling to argue with her about this. They never stand up for whatever they may believe in. It seems as if they truly don't know what Dr. Laura's possible reaction might be to their situation. I was hoping to avoid using this word, but those people are morons.

Now, I'm not trying to say you are a moron for living with your boyfriend (I did!) before marriage or for having a kid out of wedlock. That is none of my business. What I am trying to say is don't go claiming you are a long time listener and you value her opinion if you are going to go on and describe your situation as one you know she isn't going to approve of. Good grief people.

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My new favorite:

"Elongate your short sword to fit her scabbard better!"

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Shake & Bake Baby, Shake, and, Bake.

We went out with some friends this evening to celebrate a friends recent re-employment. It was fun. I'm still feeling it .. a whole 3 Harvest Holiday beers later. I am that cool... on a Tuesday night too.

While we were at this certain, local, brewery .... there was also another "party" going on. This other party just happened to be for a certain politician running for a certain office in a city that wasn't my own.

Towards the end of this evening, I ran to the bathroom with hopes of taking drunken pictures of our recently re-employed friend in the stall. Once in the bathroom, I realized I had to go and before I knew it, we were having discussions of macs vs. pc's and orgasms between those pooticle infested metal walls. I was even addressing random strangers. As I was washing my hands, the random stranger introduced herself and her willingness to introduce me to the politician. She claimed that my topic of conversation was right up this politicians ally and that I'd love said politician. (Isn't that an oxy moron or something?)

So knowing full well that it was silly to introduce myself as the person who was talking about orgasms and mac's vs. pc's in the bathroom ... I still decided that I had nothing to loose and went on to meet this politician.

As soon as we shook hands, I was going on and on about orgasms, pc's, mac's and public restrooms. This politician literally just handed me an endorsement card, said "Think about this" and swiveled on her heels doing a complete 180 and totally joined in on completely different conversation with other people.

I'm THAT charming folks. THAT charming.

Even though I went into this situation knowing that it was wrong, I still can't help but feel slightly embarrassed that I was slighted.

Note to self: Never try to strike up a conversation with a politician after 3 beers.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Deck the Halls

First off, I want to apologize for not being up on the comments lately. I promise, I'll get around to it tomorrow or the next day. I've been a little preoccupied with decorating, getting Christmas cards ready, preparing Christmas plans, and just getting back into the swing of things after our holiday weekend! Lame excuse, I know, but it is the truth. I've been neglecting the dogs and my husband and am trying to work out a balance between family time and internet time. I know there is no question as to which should come first... but I really value the internet! ;) (kidding. sort of)

On Sunday, I posted about setting up our Christmas tree. I mentioned posting later this week with pictures of specific ornaments and such. Well, here are those pictures. I'm putting a slide show on here, but it may be best (in order to read the captions) to just head on over to the album itself. We don't have any from when we were kids... just ones from since we have been together.





Do you have any special ornaments?

Not the Brightest Crayon in the Box

Apparently, all those years in food service and all those classes to get several food handler's permits didn't teach me a damn thing about proper food storage.

Last night, I decided to eat some left over pumpkin pie. Left over pumpkin pie which my husband ate a slice of just yesterday. Left over pumpkin pie that has heavy cream & eggs in it. Left. Over. Pumpkin pie that has been sitting out on my counter since the night before Thanksgiving. (Yes, I know this was wrong, NOW.)

When I took the pretty glass cover off of the pumpkin pie, I got a whiff of something slightly sweet, yet slightly sour. I disregarded this. The pie looked like there was some condensation gathering on the top. I tried to dab it up with a paper towel, and found that it wasn't condensation, but sticky stuff instead. I disregarded this as well.

I placed the slice of pie on my plate and covered it with ginger whipped cream. Then, I headed over to the couch to watch The Santa Clause with my hubby. As soon as the fork entered my mouth, I thought out loud (yes, with my mouth full), "I don't think this pumpkin pie is good still." As soon as the fork left my mouth and that rotten, sour, moldy tasting pie hit my taste-buds I leapt from the couch, screeching in agony, and ran to the bathroom. I spit the pie out in the trash and rinsed my mouth out with as much water as possible, all while trying to avoid placing any pressure on the pie and my tongue - hoping to avoid an encore of that God awful taste!

I was still screaming and B was upset that I was unable to properly communicate what it was that was afflicting me. Once my mouth was free of that wretched taste, I said, "I think the pie should have been refrigerated. It tastes bad. Want to taste it for me?"

Needless to say, after the reaction to my piece of pie, he wasn't going near it! The pie was thrown out and a packaged cupcake consumed instead.

I guess I should say that this is the first time, in my adult life, I've had Thanksgiving at my own place - so we could actually have leftovers. Growing up, I never remember there being a pumpkin pie in the fridge ... but then again, there may have never been any left over pie to go into the fridge. But... I've learned my lesson. Next year, into the fridge the pie goes.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Enlisting Your Help

After reading Le Petit Chic's site about sending holiday cards to injured soldiers - I thought I'd do something as well....

My little brother is a sergeant in the U.S. Army. On Thursday, my brother and his unit are being deployed to Iraq (for up to 15 months). This will be my brothers 2nd tour, his previous was in Afghanistan in 2006.

I managed to get his address and was informed that I can replace his name with "Any Soldier" and have mail/packages delivered other men in his unit. Yes. Men. Around 95 of them to be exact! It is a field artillery unit.

After talking to my brother this evening, I realized just how many guys don't get packages or letters from loved ones while they are overseas. Hearing this, makes me sad. I couldn't imagine my brother being over there and not getting letters from family and friends letting him know we loved him and were hoping for a safe return. That must be heartbreaking!

So, I was thinking that maybe we could send Christmas cards and such to these guys... and continue showing the love through out the next 15 months? What do you say? I have their address, but my brother said it wont be connected until December 15th; so we have to wait until after the 15th to mail things. Since the mail takes 3-4 weeks to get there, this means it will be late.... but better late than never, right?

I'll post the address once we get closer to the 15th! Let me know if you might be interested.. even if it is by setting aside a holiday card or two to send later. When I told my brother what me might be doing, he said he is SURE it would be greatly appreciated!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

All Festive and Such

I did it. I pulled out the tree and tree accessories today. Hubby was a total Scrooge (as usual) and only helped with the manual labor while I tended to all the cosmetic touches.

This year, we went with something different. For the past two years, our tree has been decked out in only gold ornaments. I'm sort of obsessed with having a matching tree. I remember the last few years at home when my mom decided to go with all new ornaments that matched her furniture. Explaining this might make the colors sound a wee bit odd, but I promise you, that tree was STUPENDOUS! It belonged in the lobby of a hotel! Her furniture was shabby chic style, with plaids and various floral designs in pastel-ish pinks, greens, and creams. (Gag me.... but it was pretty cool in the day. I promise) Her ornaments were just about the same shades of green and a light red (not quite pink). The tree matched perfectly with her living room furnishings!

When I moved out, I got to keep the tree and ornaments.. and I got the furniture (This also meant that Mom was able to buy all new furniture).

When B & I celebrated our first Christmas together in the States in our own place (actually our 3rd Christmas all together... sorry to confuse) we decided to but our own ornaments. Not having official furniture yet, we decided to go with neutral colors. That year, Martha Stewart just happened to have a wonderful gold ornament selection... so off we went. The past two years, our tree has been all matchy matchy.

This year we decided to switch it up. I went with colored lights AND the pre-lit, white lights.. promoting ultimate twinkle capabilities. We've even been able to put to use several of the random ornaments we've picked up or have received as gifts that just didn't quite work with the gold color scheme.

I'm not finished yet, I still want to pick up a few things here and there. Later this week, I'll take a few close-ups of some of our favorite ornaments!

Here is this year' mismatched tree....

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The Wait is On

This past month, Real Simple (the BEST magazine EVER) has been allowing readers to enter daily for a chance to win not one, but TWO iPhones! And .. yes AND ... approximately $2800 - to cover two years of service.

You can bet your ass I entered just about every day! My greedy side got the best of me too... I actually tried not to share this opportunity with others in hopes of increasing my odds by reducing the number of entries. I'm a horrible person, I know.

I also know that my chances of winning this are very slim... but hey.. someone has to win, right? Why can't it be me?

The bargaining with The Sweepstakes Gods has commenced .. "please let me win this. I promise.. if I win these iPhones, I will never purposefully try to win something again!" (This wouldn't start until after actually winning the iPhones, until then, all sweepstakes are fair game.)

The sweepstakes ended yesterday. I think I entered about 80% of the days available. Though, I 'm sure there were people who went all out and even mailed in the postcards! I wasn't that dedicated.

The drawing takes place around the middle of December.. ack. They sure do like to draw this thing out!

*** OK, Seriously? I just posted about a sweepstakes where I have ZERO chances of winning. This four day weekend has turned my brain to mush. As much as I hate to say it, I must get back to work!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Saving Our Marriage

For those of you who haven't visited us yet, you missed out baby! Up until yesterday we had a nice, queen sized bed for you to sleep on. Unfortunately, in the 2 years since we've been home from China, we can count the number of times our guest room has been used by guests on one hand.

That's alright. We're cool still. I know we don't visit people all that often either....

Since we don't have enough guests to warrant filling up our only extra room in our apartment with a queen bed... we are letting our friends, M&M, set it up in their extra room until we decide if we still want to keep it or not.

Yesterday we drove 2 hours west to Sacramento just to make a shopping trip to Ikea. We came back with our Subaru stuffed with boxes, cushions, and covers galore! OK, so it was all for one cheap-o futon, but it was enough to stuff our little Suby to the brim.

Previously, our guest room contained a small desk with B's tower o' power, a bookshelf, giant chair (that matches our living room set, but doesn't fit in the living room), and the queen bed. My desk and computer gear was in our bedroom. We would often spend our evenings in separate rooms on our computers. We'd end up cranky and feeling like we weren't spending time together... because we weren't.

Some rearranging furniture, a new futon (queen sized mind you), and mattress and box spring in our dining room.... and viola. We have an office, that can be used as a guest room - should we happen to need it.

We haven't decorated yet. I am struggling with a cheap husband, I mean I am rearranging the budget. But I have plans. Colorful plans! I want a modern room with a few colorful touches. Like this picture:



Along with a few, framed favorites I have taken. I also want to get this sheet to cover the futon (keeps the pet hair off the futon!):




And this "headboard" from Ikea for the wall behind the futon:




Plus, I'd love to get a sheer window covering for my ugly apartment window that lets in too much light! Either in blue or green, one of the colors from the sheet up there.

Trying to make do with apartment furnishings and the lack of paint is trick, but I think we'll figure it out eventually.

I don't really have a before picture, but here are the after shots.

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T&F seem to really like the futon ..

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Friday, November 23, 2007

Mobile Blogging Kicks Ass


Heading home from Sacramento. Had to visit the great madness - i mean the greatness - that is Ikea. This place makes me feel as if I am in a foreign country... and it has nothing to do with the fact that I can't pronounce any of the product names!

We are getting rid of our queen guest bed and down grading to a futon. We only have guests like 3 times a year anyway. There is no reason that room should be a committed guest room. We wanted an office, and the only way to fit both desks in there was to get rid of the bed. I'll post pictures once we get it set up.

Should be home in 2 hours. Then can get back to enjoying the holiday weekend.

At least the drive is pretty.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving

The food is in our bellies, the dishes are in the sink... now the pictures are on the blog!

We had a nice, relaxing day. I'm really looking forward to the next few days (and pumpkin pie later tonight, mmm with Ginger Whipped Cream!).


Even T&F had a relaxing day, very little bitey face & wrastling for them. Mostly, they just followed the sun around the house so they could lay in it.

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We made WAY too much food, and will most likely have left overs until Christmas. I think we could have fed at least a family of 6!

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Setting for two..

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Sinful

Because you and you asked for it... I'll share the recipe for cream cheese brownie pie!
Cream Cheese Brownie Pie

1 refrigerated pie crust (from 15 oz. package) softened as directed on package (or your own. I do both depending on how into the baking I'm feeling.)
8 oz. package cream cheese, softened
3 Tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
3 eggs
15 oz. package Pillsbury Thick 'n Fudgy Hot Fudge Swirl Deluxe Brownie Mix ( but really, and brownie mix will do .. even your own. I've made it several different ways.)
1/4 cup oil
2 Tbsp. water
(1/2 Pecans, if you are so inclined... Hubby hates nuts in his baked goods, so we leave 'em out)

Heat oven to 350°. Prepare pie crust as directed on package (for one-crust filled pie) using 9-inch pie pan. In medium bowl, combine cream cheese, sugar, vanilla and one of the eggs; beat until smooth. Set aside.

Reserve hot fudge packet from brownie mix for topping. In large bowl, combine brownie mix, oil, 1 Tbsp of water and 2 remaining eggs; beat 50 strokes with a spoon. Spread 1/2 cup brownie mixture in bottom of crust-lined pan. Spoon and carefully spread cream cheese mixture over brownie layer. Top with remaining brownie mixture; spread evenly. (Sprinkle with pecans.)

Bake at 350° for 40 to 50 minutes or until center is puffed and crust is golden brown. If necessary cover edge of crush with strips of foil after 15 to 20 minutes of baking to prevent excessive browning. (Pie may have cracks on surface.)

Place hot fudge from packet in small microwave-save bowl. Microwave on high for 30 seconds. Stir in remaining tablespoon of water. Drizzle fudge over top of pie. Cool 3 hours or until completely cooled. Store in refrigerator.

This has to be on par with the richness of a chocolate pecan pie. It is ridiculously rich, chocolaty, creamy, and just all over tasty! Unfortunately, I wont be making CCB pie for today. Since it will just be the two of us and all.

The turkey is now in the oven and we are planning to eat around 3:00 pm-ish. We'll see.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving! I'll post pictures later.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

What if There Were No Thanksgiving?

After a long, boring, lonely day at work today... I got a call from one of our friends we were spending Thanksgiving with tomorrow. Turns out, her husband was sick - feverish, achy, and a cold. She gave us the option to bow out if we didn't want to be around Sir Germy-licous. In the end, we decided to re-schedule Thanksgiving.

On one hand, I'm a little upset that our Thanksgiving was canceled. I'm sad that we wont be in Truckee with our friends. They had just bought a new place and I was anxious to cook a Thanksgiving meal in their cook's kitchen!

On the other hand, I'm a little relieved. Now I don't have to stress out about if my dogs will poop or vomit in their new house. I'm glad that I don't have to pack up all of their gear.. crates, baby gates, exercise pen, food, toys, sweaters etc. tonight along with baking a pumpkin pie and my cream cheese brownie pie. I also must admit that it is nice not to have to mess with how exactly I'm going to bring the pies, the dogs, and the other food over to our friend's house. Not going this weekend also means we get to have a relaxing 4 day weekend at home with the dogs. We might even go shopping on Black Friday.

When I got home and broke the news to B, we decided to still have a Thanksgiving meal, even if it is just with us. We rushed off to the grocery store, prepared to fight to the death for what ever was left. To our surprise, we got out of their in thirty minutes with all of the fixings for traditional Thanksgiving meal.

For now, my pumpkin pie is cooling, we are sipping hot apple cider, the dogs are asleep with us on the couch and we are watching Shakespeare in Love.

Here's hoping our friend gets to feeling better and they can enjoy their Thanksgiving somewhat... and here's to us making our very first Thanksgiving meal... in it's entirety! (The only thing I'm worried about is the graving. We both suck at the gravy.)

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Four Outta Five Ain't Bad

This year, TOMORROW(!), will be the 5th Thanksgiving since we've been together. However, it will be just the 4th that we've spent together.

Our first Thanksgiving as a couple was only 1 month into our hot 'n steamy relationship. I stayed home while B gallivanted off to Washington D.C. to spend the holiday with his friends and their family.

Pfff. I said, and ended up drinking far too much red wine that holiday weekend spending the better half with my head in the toilet, aspirin in my hand and trying to drink yet ANOTHER glass of water. Nothing is worse than a red wine hang over. Boy they aren't kidding when they say that.

Thanksgiving numero dos was by far.. The. Best. Thanksgiving I've had in a long time. That doesn't mean other's were complete shit, they weren't I promise. This was just the one Thanksgiving where I actually felt 100% Thankful for what was in front of me, around me, and going on with me.

We were living and working in China along with our friends M&C. There is no turkey in China, so we had chicken. In China, when you buy a chicken, the head and feet are still attached. Hell, you are lucky if the thing isn't still clucking and trying to flap its feathered wings!

Our "Turken" looked like this (Pics are from M&C)...

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Thankfully, after fabulous boxes from C's mom containing such necessities as canned cranberry sauce and cream of mushroom sauce, after a few trips to the Big City (via a 1.5 hour Chinese bus ride) to pick up things such as tin foil and butter, and after slaving away in our midget-sized kitchens for hours (if not days)... we created this magnificent feast...

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We couldn't be happier.

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Even though we were drinking 8 Yuan Qin (a lame attempt at a joke for the Chinese equivalent of 2 Buck Chuck) out of plastic cups..

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The following year, we were "home" again. By home, I just mean back in the U.S. We were living in the wacky ski town of Mammoth Lakes, CA. We spent Thanksgiving with our friends... (including the two friends we will be with tomorrow) ...

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We were still dog-less (and unwed) at that point in our lives, but our friends had their pup, Oscar, with them.


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Last year, we moved away from Mammoth and on to this place, Biggest Little City in the World. However, we still went back to Mammoth for another feast with those friends for Thanksgiving. All 3 sets of couples had dogs with them this time. At one time, all three dogs ended up in the same crate together (just for photo opps of course!)...

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With it being a resort town and all, most people had to work that holiday.. or at least part of it. So, Hubby got to make the Turkey..

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This year, we'll be in Truckee, California (about 30 minutes away) with our friends M&M. I'm very excited and can't wait to add more pictures to our Thanksgiving Pictureanza! (Because anyone who knows me, knows I'm all about the pictures!)

And you? Where will you be? Who will you be with?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Year Ago Today...

A year ago today, I had a dog treat in my mouth ready to pass over to my dog, T. The worst part of it all, I wanted my husband to record this event. No, I take that back... the worst part of it ALL was that my husband actually recorded the even.

And because I'm just THAT cool with embarrassing myself in front of the internet by means of Youtube.com .... I'm going to share that with you. (Also, because this is day 20 of the NaBloPoMo and damn it I had to go and post a bazillion times yesterday taking away from things to post about today. Ugh!)


Monday, November 19, 2007

Death to Sextupuss (Part Deaux)

First, I should start by explaining "Sextupuss II" ..

Memorial Day weekend, 2006, my husband and I brought home our first bundle of joy, T. One of the toys we had picked out for him was from the dollar bin at Target, an octopus with 6 legs. Jokingly, I referred to it as the "sextusquid" at first. In the end, Sextupuss was the name that finally stuck.

T loved that soft, six-legged squeaky creature.


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He often played with the Sextupuss, but always made sure to treat it gently.

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Several months later, F came into our household and the Sextupuss was still around.
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Now, in dog-squeaker-toy years, that meant Sextupuss was like 178 or 179 years old. Until F's arrival, Sextupuss didn't have so much as a rip on it's precious, delicate seams. Right from the beginning, it was obvious F wasn't going to placate the aging toy. It wasn't going to get special treatment from him, no sir. F had plans to death shake, pull, tug, and chew Sextupuss until every last piece of cloud like stuffing was ripped from it's soggy, shriveled 178 or 179 year old body. You could just see it in his eyes...
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Sextupuss didn't last much longer, and unfortunately, I'm unable to find the crime scene photos depicting the victim's death. Let's just that it was rather brutal.

Last night, Hubby and I made a trip to Glorious Target....

And what to my wandering eye should appear? A fabulous Sextupuss shivering in fear.

Word got around about my two and the damage they've caused. Toys refuse to make it to our neck of the woods, unless they are brawny canvas toys or rubber bouncy kongs & cuz's (even then, just the evil ones).

I saw that fuzzy, green Sextupuss and just couldn't resist picking him up to rustle up some old memories at home with the boys.

Damn thing didn't last an hour before there was a small gash on its underside. I picked up Sextupuss and placed it on the kitchen table (hell, we hardly ever eat there!). This evening... after leaving the boys alone for 5 minutes (as if we don't know what trouble that can lead to)... we walked into the dining room to this magnificent sight.....


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The Victim, Sextupuss II, still with a smile on his face.. even though his guts are strung out all over the room. He was such a brave soul.
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The Wound..
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This one maintained his innocence during the interrogation.....
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But THIS one. Man, you knew he was guilty the minute you laid eyes on him. Looks like this don't lie... and given his priors... he was our #1 suspect.
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Book 'em Danno

Craigslist Fun

There is a suburb of my city that gets a pretty bad rap... probably for good reason, but still, people who live there and post crap like this for free on craigslist.com aren't helping much...


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Call Alicia to get directions for pick up in Sun Valley

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Do You Hear What I Hear?

Oh no. The radio station I'll be listening to at work is playing Christams music NON-STOP already! Ack! Please take away all sharp instruments to keep me from harming myself later in the day.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Coming Clean

As you may have noticed... I have a new banner. I also ... as pretentious as this may sound... have new blog cards (like business cards, except mentioning my blog, not a business) being printed with my contact info on them. I'm super excited!

Front:
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Back:
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While I did "make" the banner... I used/manipulated background images from shabbyprincess.com. Most of the credit goes to the fabulous digital scrap booking designer, Amy Teets.

Just so you know, I was a good girl and emailed Amy to make sure I had her approval to use her designs.

I'm really digging the idea of digital scrapbooking, I just don't know what I'd do with it. I rarely print pictures and make albums, so mostly I just like to look at all the pretty textures and what not. I did use some holiday papers from shabbyprincess.com to make our holiday cards this year. They turned out awesome (with the help of vistaprint.com for the printing... though I can also recommend mpix.com for your card/photo printing needs).

So, as much as I'd love to accept your offers for shoes in exchange for banners, it just wouldn't be fair.

:)~

A Sophisticated Heat Beam Which We Called a "Laser"

Coming home from purchasing these swell shoes.... B and I passed a billboard which proudly advertised:

"LASIK - 20/20 vision guaranteed, or it is FREE!"

B's immediate response was, "Hmm. I think I'd rather you have no bush that 20/20 vision."

Priorities.

Ever since this horrific experience with bikini waxing, we've been contemplating laser hair removal for Moi, but I have also contemplated getting Lasik for my eyes one day. I think a permanently hair free bikini area is much more important. My husband seems to agree.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Drunken Posts

Some people drunk dial ... I drunk blog post. Muahahaha. So let's skip over my sappy, "I miss my mom so I eternal-ized (apparently that isn't a word) her in a blog post.. and probably embarrassed her by all of that incestuous talk of mother daughter boobs and cousins playing Baywatch" post...

*Funny that I knew how to spell "incestuous" with out the help of spell check, but when it comes to "embarrassed" I ALWAYS get that one wrong! Whatevah.

Moving on to more embarrassing topics.... my martini drinking self discovered the fabulous functions of my web cam mixed with new kids on the block.... I thought I'd share the results of that equation with you.....

I'm trying to upload via like a bazillion and freaking half video sharing sites... but apparently they all require "processing" or "approval" before you can view them and share them online. Well INTERNET, I hate to break it to ya, but that is NOT acceptable!... 15 minutes has now passed and Youtube has my fabulous drunken video accessible. My in-laws are going to have a hay day with this (I say "hay day" because they are in Tejas and I love them.. )



Oh.. and let us not forget a few fabulous stills....

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and the dogs got in on the action ..

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P.S. Am very impressed with myself that am able to navigate through this much html right now!

UGH! And who knew Papa Johns didn't deliver after 9pm! Have to now order pizza via expensive, open all night local place. shame.

Cry Me a River

I think I'm turning into my mother.

You always hear this phrase. Everyone uses it and jokes about it. Though, I never really... fully... understood it.. until recently.

Now that I'm growing up and becoming more My Husband's Wife instead of My Mother's Daughter... I'm seeing an awful lot of the woman who raised me in myself. There are all of the physical features of course. I have her mouth, her neck, her hands and her hips (Thank you Mom!). Heck, I even have her boobs. Or maybe I don't. Maybe I just have grown up woman boobs now. I don't know. I do know that my cleavage reminds of what I remember my mom's cleavage looking like when I was younger. Don't get me wrong, my mom wasn't a hussy, flouncing about in low cut shirts all of the time..... Maybe I should digress from the creepy mother/daughter breast comparison...

My husband has always quick to point out the little things that my mom and I share. For instance, we both tend to make the same male voice impersonation when repeating what any male family member or friend may have said. We have the same laugh. When either of us gets flustered or angry, it is hard for us stay composed or seriously angry. It doesn't take much for our husband's to make us laugh and forget whatever was bothering us.

The one trait that does bother me.... the crying.

When I was around 8 years old, we had a family vacation at my grandparents' house at the lake. All of the cousins, aunts and uncles were there. My cousins and I fished, played Baywatch in the water (a very g-rated version, it was all about the running and jumping in with the life belt to save the drowning victim), and rode on giant, inflatable tubes attached to the back of Grandpa's boat. OK, so everyone else rode on that tube. I was too much of a 'fraidy cat to partake in such dangerous and foolish activities. Plus, I would have thrown up.

On one evening during this vacation, the moms all sat around on the couch and watched Steel Magnolias. One of my older cousins joked to me that we had better grab some life jackets to prepare for the sob fest we were about to endure. I remember thinking to myself at that very moment, I will NEVER cry in sappy movies like that.

Seven years later, Titanic came out. I saw that movie 4 times in the theater and cried every time. I shrugged it off. I mean, come on. Who doesn't cry while watching such a fine, cinematic masterpiece like Titanic? At least I didn't cry during Hallmark commercials like my mother.

That lasted for quite some time.... not crying during commercials. I don't remember the first commercial I cried in, but I do know that there have been MANY after the first.

The worst commercials to date, OnStar. It never fails. I'll be driving along, listening to the radio on the way home for lunch when the station cuts to commercial. Next thing I know, I'm all weepy eyed because someone locked their keys in the car and is thankful there is someone else on the other line able to help. Sometimes I'm crying just because the driver was able to get directions from the friendly OnStar representative.


I'm regular crying machine these days. Just thinking about crying makes me cry. I cry when I'm nervous, happy, in love, drunk (oh do I ever cry when I' drunk!), and mad. My mom does this too. She's a crier and it is now obvious that this nut didn't fall very far from the tree.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Shallow Insecurities

Last night, our friend had us come out to some social networking function.. Reno/Tahoe Young Professionals Network. It was at the Museum of Art and was $10 ea to get in.. giving you a drink ticket for a free drink and some FABULOUSLY SCRUMPTIOUS appetizers. I really can't stress enough about how wonderful these appetizers were.

The setting was pretty "trendy". Lots of young people dressed up in funeral...er... work clothes surrounded by wonderful lighting, tea light candles, glasses of wine, and art.

Surprisingly, I mingled with 3 or 4 other girls for the rest of the evening. Very little clinging to my supportive husband who is very much aware of my insecurities. Very little searching out people I know to hang with in hopes of feeling less awkward. Nope. I carried conversations with strangers.

Maybe I should explain. I get slightly panicky when I am thrown into new situations, I mean who isn't right? My panicky is a little more intense than that average persons panicky. I let my panic consume my entire being.

Before this even, I made my husband make a quick stop at a department store so that I could pick up a new top, which would undoubtedly increase my self esteem. While shopping, I sifted through the juniors section and the women's section.. and found nothing. At one point, I actually got huffy and puffy and walked out. My husband quietly followed me to the car, when I asked him to just take me home so he could attend this function with out me. Totally uncalled for, I know.

All this was about was me worrying that I was going to be too overdressed for this event. It sounded simple enough ...

  • Young Professionals Network
  • Museum of Art
  • Wine

A normal person would think simple office attire would be just fitting for this occasion. I wasn't being a normal person last night. I also happen to work in a very casual office environment. I wear jeans to work every day. Our city is very casual. I was very afraid of being over dressed. Not exactly sure why... maybe I was afraid that I'd show up and people would think, "Ha. She doesn't belong here. Who is she trying to impress? Obviously a newbie."

I ended up switching from slacks to a nice pair of jeans, pointy black heels, and long black sweater with a belt. It was appropriate attire, but I was slightly under-dressed.

Once we got to the venue, and I had a nice glass of cab in my hands and small plate of appetizers in my belly, I started to relax. The second glass of wine really seemed to help also!

I don't understand why I can't seem to shake this insecurity. It has gotten better in the past 4 years, but still tends to overtake me and stress me out now and again. If it were up to my panicky side, I'd be more than content hanging out at home with just my husband and my dogs. Unfortunately, I like be social and have to learn to whack my panic, insecure side to the curb, trample it with my kitten heels and get out there and mingle.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Multimedia message

New cell phone with vinyl decal. the phone looks cool but its software sucks. it will do until i get the iphone though. mobile blogging kicks ass.

Of Course

I was in line at Starbucks when the person behind me placed his order with the new, long-haired, hippie male-barrista.

"Double, tall, non-fat, sugar-free, vanilla latte"

NLHHMB: "Your name?"

"Sterling"

NLHHMB: "Of cou