Friday, May 2, 2008

Courtesy of Google Analytics

Some random keywords that have led people to my site recently:

  • peed my maxi pad - yikes. but thankfully you were at least wearing a pad, right?
  • earthquakes in reno california april 28 2008 should i take my trip to reno - um. I think we are fine now, but glad to see I am not the only one freaking out.
  • do that with your tongue - thanks to this shot. and I'm sorry, I can't tell you how to do it, but I can tell you it doesn't help me, um, you know... any better. 
  • beyond adorable - why thank you.
  • enema fast acting - I thought that was thing with enemas, they are all fast acting
  • wish i hadn't told him about you, so at least now i don't have to refrain from talking - I have no clue what this person was searching for, but it sounds like that have problems. I wish them all the luck.
  • waxer ripped skin off my vagina - ouch. I'm sorry, I know EXACTLY how that feels.
  • pretty old nakes women - the is a testament to all of my typos that you folks graciously put up with... but that fact that they were intending to search for "pretty old naked women" makes me question how they ended up here? And how come Ashley gets searches for "naked Colleen Sherman" and I get linked to "pretty old naked women".. spelled incorrectly. That is pretty lame if you ask me.

6 comments:

Rhiannon said...

Oh my.

My fave from my site recently?

does boob sucking make girls happy or angry?

Um, eew. And, maybe I need to rethink my content if people are getting to my site that way.

Jen said...

Mine are never particularly interesting. I did get this one today: "feels like sperm backup"

I wonder how they know?

Crystal said...

I want to get this google analytics thing! Webmaster Em, you need to tell me how!

Oh and PS I think I can answer the last one. You had a music thing up for a long time (something about Iron and Wine, or something?) in which Naked was misspelled Nakes.

Ashley said...

hahaha! Peed my maxi pad! Why would you google that! That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

Clink said...

Is that pretty old naked woman or ''pretty' old nakes woman...

Either way there is something wrong there.

Sarah Marie said...

Man, yours are so funny! Mine are boring so far-- maybe I need to write more interesting posts about enemas or biking waxes? ha. Thanks for sharing these!